Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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