In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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