I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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