its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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