sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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