There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
only you would photoshop your dick
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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