Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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