Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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