I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
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I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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