Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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