Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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