U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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