My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Randomize
