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I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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