Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
