he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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