i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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