wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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