fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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