Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
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