what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
zippers are such a cool invention
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Can you repeat that, but with context?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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