He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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