i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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