Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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