apparently the secret to your success is patron
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
My vagina just recognized that song.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
My feet surprised me
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