you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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