Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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