Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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