thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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