me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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