Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
it's not cheating when I paid for it
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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