I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
You took a bar mat shot.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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