when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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