Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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