Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize
