the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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