Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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