Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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