You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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