everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
