You're so nebulous sometimes
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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