Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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