party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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