did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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