It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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