Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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