Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
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For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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