oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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