so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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