Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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