So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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