your thong is hanging out like whoa
plz talk dirty to me
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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