What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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