I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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