it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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