it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
why do cheetos always look like penises
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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